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Purple Static
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68% of WOOMZI orders are reorders. Not a campaign, not a coupon — people just finish the jar and buy it again.
First site that told me the cure time and the nose instead of just shouting a THCA number at me. Jar came sealed, smelled exactly like the description.
Customer photosThird reorder. Every batch has looked and smelled exactly like the last one. That never happens anywhere else I’ve bought.
Customer photosBought this one for daytime and it does what they said. No fog, no couch. The batch page loaded the actual COA, not a PDF from last year.
Customer photosSecond order in three weeks. Support answered on a Sunday when I asked about the batch number, which I did not expect.
Customer photosThe frost on this is unreal in person, honestly better than the site photos. Four stars because the 4g is gone in a weekend — the ounce is the real buy.
Customer photosFirst site that told me the cure time and the nose instead of just shouting a THCA number at me. Jar came sealed, smelled exactly like the description.
Customer photosThird reorder. Every batch has looked and smelled exactly like the last one. That never happens anywhere else I’ve bought.
Customer photosBought this one for daytime and it does what they said. No fog, no couch. The batch page loaded the actual COA, not a PDF from last year.
Customer photosSecond order in three weeks. Support answered on a Sunday when I asked about the batch number, which I did not expect.
Customer photosThe frost on this is unreal in person, honestly better than the site photos. Four stars because the 4g is gone in a weekend — the ounce is the real buy.
Customer photosOrdered Tuesday, on my porch Thursday. Nothing on the outside, nothing on the label. That’s the whole ballgame for me.
Customer photosWent in on a half pound at $2.47 a gram. Same jars, same frost as the ounce I tried first, a third of the price. Scanned the COA before I opened it.
Customer photosVelvet Static came drier than my first two orders and the nose was faint. Box, speed and the COA were all exactly as promised — the flower just wasn’t this time.
Split a QP with two friends and it worked out cheaper than any of us buying ounces. Sealed in four separate bags, all matching.
Customer photosBeen buying hemp online for two years. This is the first store where the ounce looked like the product page. Shipping to the mountain west took four days, not two — only reason it isn’t five.
Customer photosOrdered Tuesday, on my porch Thursday. Nothing on the outside, nothing on the label. That’s the whole ballgame for me.
Customer photosWent in on a half pound at $2.47 a gram. Same jars, same frost as the ounce I tried first, a third of the price. Scanned the COA before I opened it.
Customer photosVelvet Static came drier than my first two orders and the nose was faint. Box, speed and the COA were all exactly as promised — the flower just wasn’t this time.
Split a QP with two friends and it worked out cheaper than any of us buying ounces. Sealed in four separate bags, all matching.
Customer photosBeen buying hemp online for two years. This is the first store where the ounce looked like the product page. Shipping to the mountain west took four days, not two — only reason it isn’t five.
Customer photosFree to join. 20% off your first order, then free shipping on everything after it and first word on every drop — what’s coming and exactly when it goes live. No code to remember and nothing to cancel.20% off your first order, free shipping after. Free forever.
Limited batch
Dense, hand-trimmed and cold-cured for two weeks so the terps survive the dry. Deep purple through the core, orange pistils, and enough frost that it sticks to the grinder.
| THCA | 24.82% |
| Δ9 THC PASS · LIMIT <0.3% | 0.21% |
| CBGA | 1.14% |
| CBG | 0.36% |
| CBDA | 0.09% |
| Total cannabinoids | 26.62% |
Scan the code on your jar and you land on this exact report at woomzi.com/lab/A7-2261 — not a marketing page. Reviewed and released by K. Osei, Laboratory Director, 08.14.26.
Prototype sample report — figures shown are illustrative. Production reports link to the testing lab’s own hosted COA for each batch.
#1 best sellerHot
Purple Static
from $38
The eight people reorder most. No paid placement, no house picks.
No products match that combination. Try a different feeling, or see everything.
Free to join. 20% off your first order, then free shipping on everything after it and first word on every drop — what’s coming and exactly when it goes live. No code to remember and nothing to cancel.20% off your first order, free shipping after. Free forever.
#1 best sellerHot
Purple Static
from $38
Pick your shelf, then pick your strains.
Buyers taking 5lb+ get unlisted pricing, priority on new harvests, and a named contact instead of a support queue. No storefront markup, no application fee.5lb+ gets unlisted pricing, first pick of new harvests, and a named contact. No application fee.
Free to join. 20% off your first order, then free shipping on everything after it and first word on every drop — what’s coming and exactly when it goes live. No code to remember and nothing to cancel.20% off your first order, free shipping after. Free forever.
#1 best sellerHot
Purple Static
from $38
Five pounds and up comes off the public price list entirely. Tell us what you move and who you are, and you get a real number back.
Nine questions. It takes about two minutes, and it is the whole application — there is no second form after this one.
Public list price per pound, for reference. Everything below the line is quoted, not listed.
Free to join. 20% off your first order, then free shipping on everything after it and first word on every drop — what’s coming and exactly when it goes live. No code to remember and nothing to cancel.20% off your first order, free shipping after. Free forever.
#1 best sellerHot
Purple Static
from $38
Free to join. 20% off your first order, then free shipping on everything after it and first word on every drop — what’s coming and exactly when it goes live. No code to remember and nothing to cancel.20% off your first order, free shipping after. Free forever.
